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Pic spam behind the cut. My eyes are so happy right now.

Can someone explain this Haddock/Tintin pairing to me? It looks SO HAWT in fanart, but I can't get myself to watch the movie because Tintin is so fugly. Also not into the comic style at all. Someone please convince me to ship them. I want to so bad but I can't. D:

LOL posted this to Flowers for Sasha and deleted it 5 seconds later. Hope no one saw. XD

Wowowowowowowowow :)

I HATE stories where one of the guys--in his mid 20s or 30s and supposedly "straight"--who turns into a gay sissy upon meeting sexy fag boy. Wtf. I know lots of gay guys like to fantasize about doing that to a straight guy, but really? It's getting old in fiction, and it's never going to actually happen.

Hot straight guys don't fall for gay boys. Too many hot girls to choose from. The end.

I'm not saying bisexuality doesn't exist (although that's perfectly arguable, for men in particular). It's just that I'm sick of it being such a popular theme when it's so rare in real life. Anyway, I'm dying for some good gay fiction, but I haven't been able to find any with interesting characters or story lines. And by interesting, I mean characters who are NOT: "straight", emo, successful in the publishing industry (that's getting old too), a surfer, a dancer, a masseuse (yes, I've seen this more than once), etc etc etc... unless there's some kind of a twist that makes the character less predictable.

Actually, I find there's this pattern with educated gay men--maybe I'm stereotyping, but I don't think I am. After reading gay books and watching gay movies, I get the sense that they try too hard to fit into this fantasy they've created. It's too self-conscious and too perfect (after all, gay men are perfectionists, right?). It's obvious they want a certain reaction from the audience, and most of the time, they manage to get it. Everything is cued and scripted; the characters are all made from cookie-cutters. And often, there's a lot of gratuitous detail thrown in, as if to make up for the fantasy scenarios. I don't want to read about a character shaving in the morning. Or taking out the trash. Those details don't make a story more realistic--they're just boring. Does anyone else feel this way?

Maybe I'm looking for literature. Yes, that's it--I'm looking for gay literature. But more like borderline literature/trashy romance, because if a plot doesn't blow me away, I'd rather the author just get on with the romance and not try to make it anything more. :3

Anyway, if you just happen to come across this entry, I would be forever grateful if you could recommend me a good book with gay characters!

Just applied to be a barista at Starbucks. For some reason, I'm ridiculously excited about this. COFFEE!!! :D

I just sold my orgo textbook and bought a bottle of perfume I'd been wanting since forever (Dolce and Gabbana: Rose the One, yummy). Not that I had anything against my lovely textbook, but... TAKE THAT! HA! XD